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An ode to the loud mouth fakes...
An ode to the loud mouth fakes... I will Survive Modern Version. At first I was afraid, I was petrified When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died But I'd spent so many years, just waiting for a man that long That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on But there you are, another lie I was ready for a big mac and, you bought me a French fry I should have known that it was bull. Just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no, anaconda lurking in those jeans It took all my self control, not to laugh out loud When I saw your little weiner, standing tall and proud But to hell with all your egos, and to hell with all your need Now I'm saving all my lovin, for a cordless multispeed Go on now go, Just make a dash Last time I saw a prick that small was, Gladstone running unclad hash I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referee Then I wouldn't have you waving, that wee winky thing at me Go on now go. Just hit the track Don't you bring me home no tiddlers. Cos I'll only throw them back The only thing that I could do, with a prick as small as yours Is to stick it with a toothpick, and dip it in tomato sauce Oh.. oh now go.Get out of my sight I'm going back to my appliance. Cos I know it's length is right And if I ever see your, tiny tockley at my door You'll be counting up your inches, as you pick them off the floor Go on now go. Walk out the door. Don't you promise 10 inches, then turn up with only 4 Weren't you a prat to think, I wouldn't catch you out Don't you know we're only joking, when we say size doesn't count Oh no, not I, I will survive Cos as long as I have batteries,My sex life is gonna thrive I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex and I'll survive...I will survive Source: Unknown |
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4/17/2018 4:35 am |
Bravo~! (clap..clap..clap) Bravo~! I just LOVE that Gloria Gaynor song and your version is just wonderful! LOL! Thanks, I needed the smile you just put on my face Luv. Jimmy B. My blog JimmyB7474 is called Into The Woods (erotica) entertaining stories about a guy named Jimmy. Enjoy.
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written lovely .. brings smile on face
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11/20/2018 5:38 pm |
LMAO!!
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1 post 12/19/2018 9:59 am |
wow....thats lovely...you are talented...
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good one
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5/25/2019 10:33 am |
ha ha, nice one
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