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A thought with your coffee
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Posted:Apr 4, 2016 3:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2016 2:30 pm
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Here is a repost of something a friend sent me . He like me is not politically correct just for the sake of being politically correct. I am a believer in doing what is in your heart. Never being deliberately mean. I am one that is seldom a "mystery" in a social setting. I share my views and respect others views. I do not support "changing things" for society because there is a tiny majority that is upset. Example one fellow in town is upset by a nativity scene. Why force the town to take it down, when that fellow can drive or walk down a different street to his destination. OK here we go,, please share any observations or discussion on political correctness
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk". So they decided they'd both walk. Soon they passed some more people who remarked "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride." So they both decided to ride the donkey. They passed some people who shamed them by saying "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey." The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.
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*** Naughty yet cute
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Posted:Apr 2, 2016 5:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2016 3:54 pm
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I think I need humor today, how about you? It is getting a bit glum outside, this weekends weather is going to be rainy and windy. So lets get our chuckles on and just have fun. I do warn you though, set your beverage down before reading
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and . The asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
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Update sweet_VM vacation
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Posted:Mar 31, 2016 6:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2016 7:12 am
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sweet_VM is off on her vacation. Apparently the band width there is not allowing her to post pictures in her blog. So she asked that I post a few for an update. Since the site eats pictures in the initial post , I will use a random bling and then follow up below with 3 posts with the pictures
sweet_VM ……….. Good bye and I am out of here
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