Let me guess… You're smart. This ain’t your first rodeo. And you’re not about to fall for the preposterous claims made by so many of the profiles on this site. So here’s a refreshing perspective – the truth. “I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping martinis… shaken, not stirred. …Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good wine and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk, and I’ll show you, photos of science fair trophies, and much MUCH more…”

My Ideal Person My perfect match (but there's no such thing as a perfect match, right) is an attractive man (not physically, bonus if inside and out) who can keep up with me intellectually and conversationally but who doesn’t do so by being pushy or a bully. I really don’t like mean or intolerant people. Matching political/religious views are a plus, but "hardly necessary". I suppose my perfect man ( again, there's no such, this ain't a fairytale, I am no Cinderella ) is between the age of, wait, I don't give a sh*t about your age, it's just a number and what matter most is the person behind those digits, and nice ( perhaps ) to be around. These are just guidelines ( more like me scaring you ) though so don’t be afraid to write me.