Please read the entire profile. It's pretty damn specific, and will answer a lot of questions for you. WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have My permission to use any of My profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of My privacy and will be subject to legal action if warranted, given that I DID NOT give my permission to anyone to use my pictures or personal information or activity associated with this site. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this. Now, HIT THE BRAKES! IT'S A WALL OF TEXT! (You'll never be able to say we didn't thoroughly fill out our profile) Mr. Nukee says: ______________________________________________ We are a late-20's married couple, very much in love (so no drama) drug and disease free (as you must be), and looking for some good fun times. We are not flakes, we are swingers. If we set something up, we will show up. It's up to you to do your part. Once we meet up, if we click, then it's on :) We know we're no Adonis/Aphrodite, and we don't expect you to be either. However, we do not find morbidly obese people to be SEXUALLY attractive (we have plenty of friends who are, however, so don't judge). We like to fuck. A lot. No, I mean really, A LOT. We like to let others join the fun. Full swaps are a go. Threesomes (FFM) are a go. Playing alone is a go, though, guys, admit it; you're a dime a dozen, so don't get your hopes up. We like to keep things kind of even, y'know? We like oral, toys, fucking, kissing, touching, rubbing, ______-ing (use your imagination). However, no pain, S&M, fantasies, or anything like that. Seriously, if you hurt her, I'll hurt you. I have very relaxed age requirements when playing alone. I don't mind older women. At all. Of course, everything is case-by-case and depends greatly on chemistry. _____________________________________________ Mrs. Nukee Says: _____________________________________________ Yes, I agree with everything written above. I'd like to add a few things though. For the ladies: I am bi and I love to have some fun with women. Cause lets face it ladies we know our bodies better than men do and some times you just need to have someone who REALLY knows how to do things. As my hubby said you need to be clean and drug and disease free. I like to get to know you a little before we get to the fun. If I don't feel things click it ain't gonna happen, sorry babe. For men: I do love to have my boy toys but one on one encounters are always on a case by case basis. Case by case meaning: If we meet you at the M&G's and hit it off, like REALLY hit it off, then MAYBE we'll play. But don't get your hopes up. Random guys, sorry. You're SOL. And guys, sorry but I have a pretty solid idea of what I want regarding the age of potential partners. If you look, or are, old enough to be my father, it's not gonna happen. Also, I know this would be no fault of your own, but if you happen to bear a resemblance to any of my relatives... I just won't be able to get past that. Sorry. _____________________________________________ We BOTH Say _____________________________________________ If you've read our individual parts, you'll notice we have some differences. When playing together, the more restrictive of those differences apply: meaning, though Mr. Nukee really wouldn't mind having an older woman, if she's attached to a 50 year old man, it's not going to happen. In bed, anyway. We're always up for coffee/drinks/karaoke buddies. And as a final note, if we decline anything, then we have our reasons, and are not required to explain them. We have the right to just say "no". This may be an adult-oriented swingers site, but that does not mean we are obligated to do anything with anyone. So don't get offended, don't judge, and don't take it personally. Just move on to the next profile. One last thing, we do have . Three of them. This means that most of the time, we can't host, and that scheduling a meet is a pain in the ass. However, if we do schedule one, WE WILL BE THERE, and those weekends where Gramps has the , then we can have you over our place.

My Ideal Person Honestly, we really want to find the holy grail of this site: the ever elusive, mythical single bi female that wants to play with a couple. If you're her, WE WANT YOU.

However, we have had a few meets with couples and most of them were absolutely fantastic experiences. We certainly wouldn't mind some more. Some qualities that made those times memorable were:

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On the flip side, some negative experiences were so due to:

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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Mrs. Nukee________________________________________
In a bar. Both of us basically fucking everyone in sight.
She's getting fucked on a bar stool and on the dance
floor. He's fucking girls on a bar stool and the dance
floor. Fucking all over. <br><br>
Mr. Nukee_________________________________________
He'd like to meet a girl on the subway or LIRR on the way
home. They'd subtley touch each other, getting very
excited. They'd stop at her stop, head back to her place,
have a great, steamy romp, then he'd keep going home.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, get the picture?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Her: Never. Seriously. <br><br> Him: Uh, there aren't enough bytes of storage on the
internet to store the answer to this question.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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