Note: We've let our membership drop to Standard .... as we're on an economy drive whilst we restore an 18th century farm building to live in .... hence we can't contact anyone and can't see profiles. We also can't invite you to our network so I'm afraid you have to do all the work !! send a picture if you're really keen or an invite to your network if you want us to see your pics .... enjoy ..... Hence .... in case you hadn't worked it out ... winking at us is completely pointless as we can't do anything about it .... try a message .... The big fella wrote this the last time so I'm re-writing it as he really hasn't got a clue, odd for such an intelligent lump. We're looking for either a women or a couple for fun and good imaginative sex, otherwise why would we be here ? Please don't be put off by the pictures if pencils aren't your thing, we're really ordinary people who have a little fun every so often. He's 6'2", 40 athletic build (still playing rugby ... idiot)shaved and I know he's curious, O at least, which I can't wait to see. I'm 5'3", 32 also shaved and athletic and slim(ish), and as you can see from the pictures I do like a god bit of anal. I'm now definetly bi-sexual having now finaly found some ladies who don't get scared just before munch time .... excellent fun ...and now we need more women. As you have probably guessed from us both being shaved we like well kept people and really appreciate cleanliness. We both want to get to know you a little first, we're real people and can't just jump blindly into bed with someone who simply looks good, well we like to think that we wouldn't anyway, though it has been known, quite a bit. We're looking for a girl as well as a couple as we regularly do the threesome the other way MMF and I want a girl to play with on my own or whilst I get fucked needless to say he's quite keen, well he is a bloke! Go on, drop us a line, what's the worst that can happened .... (please do not send us a list) if you're a standard member and therefore can't send a message then ....well, sorry, really .... P.S. one of us has a semi public job so discretion is assured and demanded ...secrets are well hidden and well kept ..

My Ideal Person Either a woman or a couple, who preferably don't live too far away (we're actually closer to Meopham than Maidstone)and who we can have a good laugh both in and out of bed. Discreet, clean and willing. But, if you don't have pictures on your profile or send them with a mail then forget it, sorry and no straight single males. Also ladies ideally shaved or at least well kept, men would be a bonus. I suppose we're a little odd but actual shape isn't as important as the fact that you look after yourself, so don't worry if your a little large as long as you take care of your large-ness.

Big hug ...xx

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, have been known to do watersports sometimes, Really like to try fisting by another woman

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Enjoying the situation and stopping if they're not

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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