It seems that all people do latley is join each others networks then do fuck all else.... Well Im a short,fat,bald,spotty,lousy lay. Well if I had put tall,dark,hansom ,supercharged sex machine complete with duracel batteries. would you have believed that either ? The truth is somewhere in between .... why not dare to find out !! I have experience with ladies 18-45

My Ideal Person A fun & flirty person,,good for a laugh with warped sense of humour,, & a laugh, discretion, and good NO STRINGS funtimes.normal or flirty chat both are fine depending on mood.

genuine only fun seekers only.,.time wasters..people with high & mighty morals,..bunny boilers & Hookers,,, webcam girls who charge by the hour etc need not apply. I also have a female friend based in the West Midlands, with whom I can meet, for those of you that prefer couples.

For the record:
I'm not desparate to lay anything female that just happens to have a a pulse like most guys are on here.
Neither am I so shallow to think its all about "looks". "The person" matters too and I like to have some rapour or common interests and likes with my partners. So If I have sent you a wink or email it means I like your profile and would like to chat with you and play betwen your legs sometime.

So IF YOU LIKE MY PROFILE SEND ME A WINK AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU IF YOU ARE A STANDARD MEMBER>

Ok a few more things :
What SHOULD we be on here for ????--->
flirty & dirty chat,,sharing experiences, stories, cyber (if thats your thing),,
or actual sex sex sex sex ,,we all like an orgasm (or 2)dont we ? you decide !

I do not bring an ice pick,,dirty rain-mac or an axe to any meets, i expect the same in return..

IM AFTER
someone that has actually taken some effort to fill their profile, etc, with something and not just
left it BLANK....why do that ?? .. unless you are a FAKE, or a timewaster, a guy pretending to be a girl, and not genuine at all. If you are any of those BOG OFF to another site and let the rest of us have some fun,,ta very much .

THIS IS passion/ Adult Matchfirm,,,

NOT hopeless romantics annoymous,,
NOT send me £20 and i'll masturbate on cam for you...
NOT i'll ask for email chat or sex and then not bother to even reply when you get an offer of either....
NOT I want a husband for cosy hand in hand walks on a beach and nights in by the fire with a pet labrador.....
"GETTING THE PICTURE YET ARE WE ?

While I dont mind spraying my cum on the tits, faces, mouths and hands, etc of those that want me too, those of you who ask to be fucked without condoms,, WONT be having my cock inside you.
I always play safe
gee even pornstars use condoms these days..

lets chat and have a laugh & some fun soon.
mwah !

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
smiths, texas, blur, oasis, coldplay, u2, wouldbefair
examples

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
anywhere outdoors.. woods, fields, <br><br>
A castle dungeon.... at work..... the back of a car, , ,
, , , , , , on trains......alpine lodge in front of a burning log fire,
, , , , just to name a few... <br><br>
only managed a couple of them so far :-( <br><br>
anywhere indoors, , , bed floor settee, , you get the picture ;-) <br><br>
2 girls sat side by side on a settee, legs open, me licking
one while fingering the other, ,, that also fingers herself, ,
maybe they kiss each other at the same time. then they swop, ,i
lick the other one and the one iwas licking gets finger by
me and herself, ,perhaps im rubbing me cock with spare
hand.... then after they have both cum , , i standbefore
them, , lots of eye contact as they take turns sucking and
wanking my cock, , as i get close to cumming i wank myself
and shoot cum over both their faces.. piccies and video
would be nice too...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
prefer "normal" people and actually doing
it to fantasy but on occassions if having a wank sometimes
pops stars. movie stars, tv stars, , , etc

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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